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The Ali G Clones rant....

I will admit that Ali G can be pant wettingly funny at times...
However I don't think he's so funny he deserves to have thousands of little clones wandering around trying to be him.
Okay so maybe it's a bit of fun, however i'm fed up of having to listen to mates showing me over and over again 'this really funny thing Ali said on the show last Friday". I KNOW I WATCHED IT! I don't need them to show me again, and again. It kinda takes the magic away from it. Not only that but a lot of them are TERRIBLE at Ali G impressions! TERRIBLE! And yes so terroble it deserves capital letters.
The thing they don't understand is that Sacha Baron Cohen or whatever he was called IS TAKING THE PISS!!! Thats right he's acting like this so people can laugh at Ali G types!
Logic then follows that pretending to be like Ali actually isn't very cool, in fact it's it's polar opposite. As opposite as White and Black, Light and Dark, Noise and Silence (thier actually the only three opposites I can think of right now)
And honestly It makes you look REALLY stupid, stupider than the man himself because your not naturally stupid, you're pretending to be stupid to look cool. (There were far to many stupids in that sentance)

If I hear one more of youse lots saying "BUYAKKA" again I is gonna send the massive round to shoot you up Gangsta style. A'right? I am so sorry, it's the only way to get the point across you see...